http://www.joebeutel.com Hi. Fri, 16 Mar 2012 19:03:28 +0000 http://www.joebeutel.com en http://joebeutel.com/Dickies http://joebeutel.com/following/joebeutel.com/Dickies Fri, 16 Mar 2012 19:03:28 +0000 Hi. 1722841 Dickies pants are bull testicle tough. That's a fact. To prove it, we proposed a site for people to point their faces to and test that theory with a bunch of anvils, belt sanders, blow torches, and a steel-toed boot thingy with a bunch of other people in a real, live-action internet interactive experience buzzwords website. Proposal status: denied. <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/1722841/Screen shot 2011-08-29 at 3.29.49 PM.png" width="601" height="450" width_o="601" height_o="450" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/1722841/Screen shot 2011-08-29 at 3.29.49 PM_o.png" data-mid="9549774" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/1722841/Screen shot 2011-08-29 at 3.29.59 PM.png" width="600" height="451" width_o="600" height_o="451" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/1722841/Screen shot 2011-08-29 at 3.29.59 PM_o.png" data-mid="9549776" border="0" align="left"/> GCD: Jason Black Digital: Colossal Squid http://joebeutel.com/New-Balance-Excellent-Makers-Print http://joebeutel.com/following/joebeutel.com/New-Balance-Excellent-Makers-Print Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:06:09 +0000 Hi. 2340305 More advertising about doing things your own damn way and creating success by being awesome at whatever you love to do. That plus pictures of our Excellent Makers wearing some real dope kicks. This stuff is the stuff that goes with that last batch of stuff you just watched in the can. <img src="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB1.jpg" width="670" height="433" width_o="670" height_o="433" src_o="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB1_o.jpg" data-mid="11756090" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/KATE.jpg" width="670" height="486" width_o="670" height_o="486" src_o="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/KATE_o.jpg" data-mid="16331105" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB2.jpg" width="670" height="433" width_o="670" height_o="433" src_o="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB2_o.jpg" data-mid="11756089" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB3.jpg" width="670" height="433" width_o="670" height_o="433" src_o="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB3_o.jpg" data-mid="11756088" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB4a.jpg" width="670" height="433" width_o="670" height_o="433" src_o="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB4a_o.jpg" data-mid="11756087" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/fbook_jay.jpg" width="604" height="514" width_o="604" height_o="514" src_o="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/fbook_jay_o.jpg" data-mid="14746453" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/fbook.jpeg" width="604" height="514" width_o="604" height_o="514" src_o="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/fbook_o.jpeg" data-mid="14746456" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB5.jpg" width="670" height="433" width_o="670" height_o="433" src_o="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB5_o.jpg" data-mid="11756086" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB6.jpg" width="670" height="433" width_o="670" height_o="433" src_o="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB6_o.jpg" data-mid="11756085" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB8.jpg" width="670" height="433" width_o="670" height_o="433" src_o="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB8_o.jpg" data-mid="11756080" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB9.jpg" width="670" height="433" width_o="670" height_o="433" src_o="http://payload2.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2340305/NB9_o.jpg" data-mid="11756079" border="0" align="left"/> CD: Mike Howard CD: Luke Perkins AD: Dave Salafia Cinematographer: Stebs Photographer: RJ Shaughnessy var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-1394244-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); http://joebeutel.com/New-Balance-Excellent-Makers-Film http://joebeutel.com/following/joebeutel.com/New-Balance-Excellent-Makers-Film Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:04:50 +0000 Hi. 2372872 Nothing greases my burrito quite like short films about interesting people doing interesting things with a fancy camera pointing at them while they do those things. Which is exactly what we made for the New Balance lifestyle folks for our Excellent Maker series. I directed two of the six below and they're kinda longish, so you might want to bring the iPad into the crapper with you to watch. New Balance Factory // Skowhegan, Maine Kate Gibb // Silkscreen Artist Osian Batyka Williams // Industrial Designer Jay Electronica // MC and Producer Nick Swisher // New York Yankee New Balance Factory // Flimby, UK CD: Mike Howard CD: Luke Perkins AD: Dave Salafia Film: Paper Fortress Photo: RJ Shaughnessy var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-1394244-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); http://joebeutel.com/Portland-Jr-Pirates-Hockey-Camp http://joebeutel.com/following/joebeutel.com/Portland-Jr-Pirates-Hockey-Camp Wed, 04 Jan 2012 18:30:58 +0000 Hi. 2545258 When Norm Green moved my beloved Minnesota North Stars to Dallas in 1993, it felt like I'd lost a kidney in a back alley dice game. The soul of our frozen little state had been ripped out, tossed on a plane, and smothered in a southern brand of WTF that our simple Midwestern minds just couldn't comprehend. So while that wound still hasn't completely healed, my love for the game and watching grown men beat the hell out of each other on the pond helped me heal through the majesty of the written, posterized word. <img src="http://payload12.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2545258/Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 1.32.01 PM.png" width="580" height="736" width_o="580" height_o="736" src_o="http://payload12.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2545258/Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 1.32.01 PM_o.png" data-mid="12853109" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload12.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2545258/Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 1.32.18 PM.png" width="575" height="728" width_o="575" height_o="728" src_o="http://payload12.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2545258/Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 1.32.18 PM_o.png" data-mid="12853110" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload12.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2545258/Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 1.32.37 PM.png" width="670" height="485" width_o="789" height_o="572" src_o="http://payload12.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2545258/Screen shot 2012-01-04 at 1.32.37 PM_o.png" data-mid="12853112" border="0" align="left"/> CD: Colin Corcoran CD: Tom Riddle var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-1394244-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); http://joebeutel.com/Harley-Davidson-Insurance http://joebeutel.com/following/joebeutel.com/Harley-Davidson-Insurance Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:32:46 +0000 Hi. 2372990 Regrettably, the days of cranked-up Harley riders rapin' and pillagin' along great stretches of lawless interstate highways are gone with the proverbial, meth-scented wind. But just because the Harley-Davidson brand now lives mostly on the backs of accountants, business professionals, and various other boring white people, it doesn't mean we should give up on the spirit of the Almighty Hog. Hence the line, Protect Your Hog. <img src="http://payload3.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2372990/Screen shot 2011-11-09 at 11.23.50 AM.png" width="670" height="433" width_o="1020" height_o="660" src_o="http://payload3.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2372990/Screen shot 2011-11-09 at 11.23.50 AM_o.png" data-mid="11934772" border="0" align="left"/><img src="http://payload3.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2372990/Screen shot 2011-11-21 at 1.18.39 PM-1.png" width="670" height="433" width_o="1357" height_o="877" src_o="http://payload3.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2372990/Screen shot 2011-11-21 at 1.18.39 PM-1_o.png" data-mid="11934777" border="0" align="left"/> var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-1394244-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); http://joebeutel.com/BP-Bitchslap http://joebeutel.com/following/joebeutel.com/BP-Bitchslap Tue, 04 Oct 2011 16:03:21 +0000 Hi. 2098357 Thanks to client conflicts and a whiny new business guy ("Well what if we pitch big oil sometime?"), this was never made. The idea was - since the government wasn't doing anything about it - to let the internet employ some good, old fashioned vigilante justice on the company that just destroyed the Gulf of Mexico. A hand would've appeared and you'd use the arrow keys to bitchslap BP's then CEO,Tony Hayward, until he whimpered like a lost, beaten child. Is it fair to single this one dude out? I don't know. And I don't really care either. <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2098357/BP BITCHSLAP.png" width="653" height="453" width_o="653" height_o="453" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2098357/BP BITCHSLAP_o.png" data-mid="11688762" border="0" align="left"/> Designer: Hilary Fisher var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-1394244-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); http://joebeutel.com/Paxton-or-Pullman http://joebeutel.com/following/joebeutel.com/Paxton-or-Pullman Tue, 04 Oct 2011 15:53:50 +0000 Hi. 2098286 The internet doesn't need another microsite that engages the user. What it does need, however, is another microsite that teaches the user the difference between Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman. Because let's face it, if you can't accurately identify these two pillars in the pantheon of Hollywood greats, you're a failure and should probably deport yourself to Guatemala or something. Click on what many call "The Mona Lisa of Screen Grabs" to get wise. <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2098286/Screen shot 2011-10-04 at 11.45.53 AM.png" width="670" height="428" width_o="876" height_o="560" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2098286/Screen shot 2011-10-04 at 11.45.53 AM_o.png" data-mid="10455166" border="0" align="left"/> var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-1394244-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); http://joebeutel.com/Happy-Hour http://joebeutel.com/following/joebeutel.com/Happy-Hour Tue, 04 Oct 2011 15:29:54 +0000 Hi. 2098138 My old partner Kevin and I resurrected a dead concept and facelifted it into a reusable happy hour announcement poster for the office. If you'd like one for your respectable place of business, you can download two sizes at the Holy Fucking Shit It's Friday website. Thumbs up, muchachos. <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2098138/Screen shot 2011-10-04 at 11.22.37 AM.png" width="485" height="627" width_o="485" height_o="627" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/2098138/Screen shot 2011-10-04 at 11.22.37 AM_o.png" data-mid="10454553" border="0" align="left"/> AD: Kevin Lukens var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-1394244-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); http://joebeutel.com/Lennox http://joebeutel.com/following/joebeutel.com/Lennox Tue, 16 Aug 2011 19:53:04 +0000 Hi. 1871156 Most people would rather microwave their heads than talk about HVAC units. Then again, most people don't know how advanced these things really are. Lennox, in case you were wondering, is on the front lines of said advancements. The proof, as they say, is in the expensively animated television commercials. GCD: Victor Camozzi GCD: Bryan Edwards ACD: Ray Longoria ACD: Ralph Yznaga AD: Matt Barker var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-1394244-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); http://joebeutel.com/Rollergirls http://joebeutel.com/following/joebeutel.com/Rollergirls Tue, 16 Aug 2011 14:18:53 +0000 Hi. 1722856 "Barbed and Dangerous" For the Mad Rollin' Dolls in Madison, we printed 150 posters on pink French paper, die cut the wheel and lace holes, and tied metallic silver string-wire through the grommets. This was a giant pain in the ass. 2009 Type Directors Club 2009 AIGA MN <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/1722856/Screen shot 2011-08-29 at 5.20.37 PM.png" width="659" height="483" width_o="659" height_o="483" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/1722856/Screen shot 2011-08-29 at 5.20.37 PM_o.png" data-mid="9550910" border="0" align="left"/> CD: Colin Corcoran AD: Jordan A. Smith "Rinkburn Blowout" For the North Star Rollergirls, we screenprinted on plastic mesh, temporary tattooed their logo, die-cut the pattern, and blowtorched the skate for a limited run of 250 posters. And like idiots, we did the blow-torching in a garage while drinking High Life. Not the smartest approach. <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/1722856/Screen shot 2011-10-04 at 11.37.17 AM.png" width="544" height="710" width_o="544" height_o="710" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/51487/1722856/Screen shot 2011-10-04 at 11.37.17 AM_o.png" data-mid="10454863" border="0" align="left"/> CD: Colin Corcoran AD: Patrick Stewart var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-1394244-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 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