I wrote a book of paintings. Yes, wrote. It's called IMPLANT and it exists because while I have great ideas for paintings, I lack the requisite skill set to bring them to life. So rather than taking decades to learn, practice, and perfect the craft like a sucker, I wrote them down and impregnating the readers' mind by asking them to read with their eyes and paint with their brains. This way, the artistic vision is born in the imagination of the viewer and saves me a bunch of time. Which is way easier.
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SUCK IT, PICASSO.