I'm Joe Beutel. I can run a 3-minute mile, jump in slow motion, dunk a Volkswagen and melt trees with my super big brain. I'm also a copywriter.
My creative work is . Sit back and look at it with your eyeballs, then grab a complementary PDF. It's on me.
FACT I read the entire internet. Twice.
STRAIGHT OUTTA WINSTON

I made a rap record about advertising while living in North Carolina. Wrote, made the beats, recorded, and mixed it under the name Strata G. It was picked up by quite a few blogs. Most actually believed it was a serious artistic endeavor. Fools.

Straight Outta Winston

A few of the haterz:
Gawker
Ad Rants
Agency Spy