I'm Joe Beutel. I can run a 3-minute mile, jump in slow motion, dunk a Volkswagen and melt trees with my super big brain. I'm also a copywriter.
My creative work is . Sit back and look at it with your eyeballs, then grab a complementary PDF. It's on me.
FACT I read the entire internet. Twice.
NEWCASTLE BROWN ALE

Newcastle Brown Ale is a beer made especially for drinking. It's also a beer that was bought by Heineken USA and won't run major media until 2010, so we got to play with radio and outdoor. Anyway, this first audio campaign asks our voice talent, err, Newcastle drinkers who they'd have a Newcastle with.

Centaur

Lady With An Eyepatch

Zombie

Fine print: These spots were pulled off the table two weeks before they ran. Damn it.