I'm Joe Beutel. I can run a 3-minute mile, jump in slow motion, dunk a Volkswagen and melt trees with my super big brain. I'm also a copywriter.
My creative work is . Sit back and look at it with your eyeballs, then grab a complementary PDF. It's on me.
FACT I read the entire internet. Twice.
RESUME

I like making stuff, running, coffee, biking, both Star Treks, coffee, cartoons, the internet, coffee, and bathing in pancakes. What?

Street Cred:

GSD&M: Copywriter, Nov 09-Present
Clients: Caesars Palace, Horseshoe Casinos, LIVESTRONG, Lennox

Vitro Robertson: Copywriter, July 08-Nov 09
Clients: Asics, Newcastle Brown Ale, Black & Decker, IHOP
Cobra Golf, Kyocera, PF Chang's

Mullen: Copywriter, July ’07-July '08
Clients: TJ Maxx, Winston Salem Symphony, Wachovia Bank,
Dickies, Marshalls, Sealy, Embarq, Extended Stay Hotels

The Blueberry Palace: Creative, May 07-Present
Clients: Madison Rollergirls, Northstar Rollergirls, Junior Pirates Hockey
Awards:
2009 Type Directors Club - Madison Rollergirls
2009 AIGA - Madison Rollergirls
2008 AIGA MN – Northstar Rollergirls

University of St. Thomas - St. Paul, MN
BA Marketing and Communications ‘04

Brainco - The Minneapolis School of Advertising
Copywriting ‘07


Past Occupations: I was 'DJ Joey Jive' at Radio Disney (3 years), worked in marketing with Red Bull (2 years), bartended at a snobby country club (4 years), and somehow fooled a Catholic university to hire me as a Residence Hall Advisor (2 years). I also worked as a stripper, but we don't talk about that.