. Sit back and look at it with your eyeballs, then grab a complementary PDF. It's on me.
BOOK OF POETRY
I hate poetry. So I wrote a book of poetry. Really bad poetry. Offensive poetry. Poetry with swear words and topics that only 5 year old illiterates would find amusing. But, regardless, it's still a book. And it's still here for you to buy and use for toilet paper when you run out. It's cheap, it's stupid, and it has a sexy picture of me somewhere between the covers. You can preview it right here.
